Who are you and what have you done with my soul?

Things that are of consequence to me right now:

1)  I'm going lindy-hop tomorrow!  It's gonna cost me ten big ones, but it'll be worth it to feel like I have a life.
2)  I hate the sports union of my undergrad.  I know it's no indvidual's fault - but goddamnit can't they get anything, anything right?
3)  I am in e-mail correspondence with the ex-model.  I know it's so shallow, but it makes me happy.
4)  I think I am developing a crush on Zac Efron.  This is okay.  He is unattainable, but an unattainable moviestar is infinitely better than a colleague in a very small company who has a long-term live-in girlfriend. 
5)  I want to trade in my housemate.  He is dirty and doesn't seem to realise it is his fault.  He also thinks it is okay to let us do 90% of the chores.  No, mister, it is not.
6)  I want my sanity back, and I have a feeling that in order to do so I may have to start up a martial art again.  A pad-hitting martial art.