The bitch in the water

That's me! le Bitch.

I went swimming today (alternative exercise to over-use of my ankle) and realised what an absolute bitch I am in the water!

I swim in the fast lane (but of course) and then people get in who can barely swim let alone swim in the fast lane. Like, read the signs, yo!

So I end up behind them and I'm swimming slow slow breaststroke while they struggle valiantly with the freestyle and then! we get to the end of the lane and what do they do? The look at me, turn around, and go right back up again. I decide I'm having no more of this and overtake them, making sure to splash lots their way. mwa ha ha ha ha.

Yes, that's me trying to bully people out of the lane. And I'm not very proud of myself for it. But then again, I also think, why do they persist? WHY? They should head into the medium lane or something. Please.