"You're on your own. In a dark alley. Someone grabs you- what do you do?", situation.

The first question that needs to be asked is: "WHAT THE f**k were you doing in the dark, on your own, in that alley anyway? And why weren't you paying attention to the fact that someone was following you?" Was it a time- saving shortcut? Take the long, brightly- lit main road home. Are you drunk? You should be in a taxi. - Steve